Johnny
is the super guitarist who wears cartoon t-shirts and a mean
pout on his face while he’s playing. Johnny always looks
as though he’s gonna kill his guitar but he never fails
to kill the audience instead. Johnny was too young to remember
where he was born but he knows the date- October 8th, 1951.
His all time favorite group is the Beatles but he loves Buddy
Holly, Elvis Presley, Gene Pitney, Dion, and Peter Lemonjello
(?!!*?)
too. Johnny loves reading T.V. Guides and watching creature
features. He is a big fan of Boris Karloff’s andThe
Bride of Frankenstein is one of his favorite movies. (Mine
too-wasn’t she gorgeous? What a coiffure!) Along with
that enchanting favorite of everyone’s the Texas Chainsaw
Massacre. Johnny’s favorite colors are Black and White,
and he’d like to have either a Rolls Royce or a Chevy
Vega. He loves tacos and his dream date is a night out at
Jack-in-the-Box. Johnny likes girls with nice bodies (one
look at his sweetie and you’ll know just what he means),
and strangely enough he gets high on John Denver. I guess
it’s the thin mountain air he sings about. Johnny hates
bugs and tuning up is one thing that bugs him. He wants most
of all for the RAMONES to become a top group so that he can
retire and do nothing in the future.
Punk
Magazine, Issue #3, April, 1976
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